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Sex brings out the best and the worst in all of us. Sex is beautiful, it’s ugly, it’s downright nasty and well, it’s hard to describe. Philosophers, comics and the occasional sassy pants have been waxing eloquent on the topic of sex dating for centuries. Here is a round up of their funniest and pithiest quotes about sex:

Funny sex quote 1:
“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.”
-Adrienne Gusoff

Funny sex quote #2:
“Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex tonight without love–that’s not so bad either.”
-Mae West

Funny sex quote #3:
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
-Sharon Stone

Funny sex quote #4:
“Having sex date is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
-Woody Allen

Funny sex quote #5:
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
-Woody Allen

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